December 2011
241 posts
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
When you accidently click on something scary. →
Anonymous asked: will you post a picture of yourself? :)
b-urned asked: Hi I love your blog :3
deepoffinthegame asked: Cool ass blog! (Even tho that aint a question)
fagg0tqu33n asked: I posted the link lovely~
What your family thinks you're doing when they're... →
What you’re really doing: Then they get home and you’ve done nothing now you’re like:
When you were younger and a friend came over. →
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE! HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
When you predict something and it actually happens
When someone falls.
Then they start crying.
When someone reblogs an old text post or photo of...
But when someone likes an old status or picture of yours on facebook
i-cant-think-of-a-creative-url asked: You're adorable. Just saying. I swear I'm not a creeper. :3
Anonymous asked: you're so hot
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Anonymous asked: this is going to sound really weird but uh does t mill stand for trevor miller?
seemenotmyblog asked: Haha :) your blog is great
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
lolthefunniest:
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
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When You Get Picked Up Early From School
First you’re like:
Everybody looks at you like:
Then you walk out like:
If you follow me you have to talk to me.
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
reblog , & watch the followers grow .
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